GRUMPY DAD
CARDS
Wishlist
Dad’s online. Reluctantly.

WHAT ARE YOU
HUNTING FOR?

Rookies, parallels, autos and the occasional grail. Search the binder — Dad already knows what’s worth your money.

847Players in the binder
88Characters & icons
4Sports covered
GRUMPYDad's current mood
Hand-picked, hand-grumbled

DAD’S BEST CARDS

The ones Dad actually rates. Filter, sort, and stop wasting both our time.

DAD’S PICK
Ronald Acuna Jr. 2025 Topps Diamond Icons
2025 Topps Diamond Icons
Liquid Silver and liquid value. Dad’s grail.
Liquid Silver
$1,649.00
DAD’S PICK
Marco Dinges 2025 Bowman Chrome
2025 Bowman Chrome
On-card auto. Get in before the call-up.
Auto
$799.99
ROOKIE CARD DAD’S PICK
Rome Odunze 2024 Panini Select
2024 Panini Select
Tie-Dye rookie, numbered to 25. Loud. Good.
Tie-Dye 15/25
$475.00
DAD’S PICK
CeeDee Lamb 2025 Panini Donruss
2025 Panini Donruss
Downtown! case hit. Dad pretends to be calm.
Downtown
$450.00
Calvin Johnson 2025 Panini Donruss
2025 Panini Donruss
Megatron Downtown. Hall of Fame hands.
Downtown
$319.99
Will Howard 2025 Panini Absolute
2025 Panini Absolute
Hog Heaven. The trenches finally get respect.
Hog Heaven
$199.99
DAD’S PICK
Tiki Tony 2025 Topps Chrome
Tiki Tony
2025 Topps Chrome
Squidward’s Gallery. Don’t ask. Just buy.
Squidward’s Gallery
$124.99
ROOKIE CARD
Bo Nix 2024 Donruss Optic
2024 Donruss Optic
Optic rookie. Dad’s quietly bullish.
Optic
$79.95
DJ Moore 2024 Panini Select
2024 Panini Select
Zebra Premier Level. Stripes earn it.
Zebra
$45.00
Najee Harris 2023 Panini Select
2023 Panini Select
Tie-Dye Prizm, the last one of 25. Lucky you.
Tie-Dye 25/25
$29.99
Tetairoa McMillan 2025 Panini Mosaic
2025 Panini Mosaic
Red Scope sleeper. You’re welcome.
Red Scope
$19.99
Shohei Ohtani 2025 Bowman Chrome
2025 Bowman Chrome
He pitches AND hits. Show-off.
Adios
$15.95
😤
NOTHIN’ MATCHES THAT.

Loosen up the filters. Dad’s good, not magic.

🔥 DAD’S RANT

“Back in my day we didn’t ‘invest’ in cardboard. We FLIPPED ’em in bike spokes and LIKED it.”

Look, half this hobby is hype and the other half is hope. I sort the cardboard so you don’t overpay for a glorified sticker. You’re welcome.

A+ On-card autos, true rookies, clean corners.
F Re-print “limited” editions of 50,000. Hard pass.

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